June 2015 Horoscopes – by Mona ‘Star Child’ Alps

geminiGemini (May 21- June 20): Happy birthday Gemini. It’s going to be a wonderful month for you. Everything is full of the sparkly, birthday, adventure energy. Magic is everywhere and all you have to do is keep your eyes open in order to see it.

Cancer (June 21- Jul 22): This month has you so steamed up that you’re seeing red. Is it red with lust or red with anger? Only you can truly answer that. How about enhancing your red mood with a little scarlet reading?

Leo (Jul 23- Aug 22): The lion sleeps tonight. And indeed all of this month. At least that’s what you feel like your mind is doing. Don’t worry, it’s just resting, next month it’ll be energized and you’ll do something extraordinary.

Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22): Mid-year madness has hit. Everything must go, including stability, holding on to false truths, and fake friends. Just don’t overdo cleaning house too much. Give yourself some downtime.

Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22): Libra leaps into action this month. Boots on, gloves on, brave face on. Think you need a little power anthem in your head this month. Go get ’em tiger, you can do anything.

Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21): Sexy Scorpio snuggles up under silken covers so scantily that it sizzles. Everything has you feeling the burn this month. Why not capitalize on the fire by embracing the INFERNO. You might learn a thing or two. 😉

Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec21): Still feeling a little flumpy? Try lying back and doing some star gazing. Sometimes lying naked and watching the universe is all a person needs to really get the juices flowing.

Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19): Dance the way you feel. Dance like nobody is watching. Embrace life, enjoy every moment because next month is nose down, bottoms up, work work work. So make fun while the sun shines.

Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18): June is looking good for you. There’s water in the air, which mean lots of tears for you, but lots of them from joy or orgasmic passion. This is a great sex month for you. Explore if you can.

Pisces (Feb 19- March 20): Mind blown from last month yet? I think you need to pop a little smug smile on your face because some action is headed your way if you’re brave enough to seize it. Do a little inspirational reading whilst you prepare for some good times.

Aries (March 21- April 19): How’s your body feeling? Great if you did as you were told and had a healthy May, shocking if you didn’t. Have you been bad or good? I can’t tell. Either way you’re probably getting a spanking this month.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): You’ve over committed yourself this month and now you just have to ride that tidal wave of terror. Don’t worry you live. Only one thing will get you through this month… Bitching to your friends about it. A good bitch is always cathartic. Enjoy.

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