April 2015 Horoscopes – by Mona ‘Star Child’ Alps


ariesAries (March 21- April 19): Time to get your hot crossed buns into some adventures. Fancy a little sweat up adventure rock climbing, or maybe just in a hot house. Either way, this is your month to shine… with sweat.


Taurus (April 20- May 20): You need to escape. Your boss might not appreciate that. How about an escape of the mind instead with a little spicy reading?


Gemini (May 21- June 20): Chocolate. Chocolate is the answer to every question this month. Get the chocolate muffin, get the chocolate mud cake, and get the chocolate lip gloss and body paint.


Cancer (June 21- Jul 22): Hop, hop, hop, little bunny. Some people will feel the pressure this Easter, not you. It’s time for you to take centre stage. You go get your groove on Miss Thang. This is your month and you deserve it.


Leo (Jul 23- Aug 22): You probably over did it last month so unfortunately you might be a little run down this month… but wh has time for that? You are far too busy being fabulous with fantastic hair this month. Take it to the max!


Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22): Eat, read, and smother yourself in chocolate. Seriously, you deserve a break. Get yourself a spicy book and snuggle on down for a steamy adventure of the mind.


Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22): Red. The colour red is yours this month. Red lipstick, red stilettos, and most importantly, sexy red lingerie. You are Libra, here you roar.


Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21): Relax. All I can say is relax. Sail away on a little pleasure boat in your own mind. Take a reading getaway and don’t sweat the small stuff.


Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec21): Up the ante. Get your eyebrows done, get a waxing, yes down there, and exude power. Fake it until you make it.


Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19): Sort it out. Yes you. Do it. You can do it. You are capable, you are strong, you are smart. Now go out there and make a decision and own that decision!


Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18): April is the month for amazing amorous encounters for Lady Aquarius. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius if you get my meaning.


Pisces (Feb 19- March 20): Kick off your shoes, put up your feet, put on your sexiest lingerie and read. Time for your mind to get blown. Everybody deserves a good mind blowing every now and then.