May 2015 #Horoscopes – by Mona ‘Star Child’ Alps

TaurusTaurus (April 20- May 20): Surprise, surprise, you’re feeling a little bit stubborn this month. Normally I would tell you to pull your horns in, but, it’s your birthday. You get to carry on just how you like for at least one day this month, and don’t you let anyone else forget it.


Gemini (May 21- June 20): Emotions are running high this month. You’re hot and you’re cold and no one can quite figure you out. Not even you. Here’s the thing, it is okay to be confused once in a while. So just kick back, relax and read a good book.


Cancer (June 21- Jul 22): Nothing is so bad that it cannot be solved with a hot bath and a hot cup of tea. Time to soak the sooks away. May is your month of serenity, so grab an extra-large cup and meditate.


Leo (Jul 23- Aug 22): Bitten off more than you can chew? Of course you have, you’re a Leo. Time to swallow with a smile and pretend you meant it all along. Promise me you’ll relax next month though!


Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22): Why so serious? Go outdoors, play a game, have lunch with a friend. Seriously, drop work for a minute and just do something for fun. Dance like you’re a kid.


Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22): Feeling a little blue? People not doing what you want? Time to hermit it up for a month. Just shut down, close your eyes and relax the month away with some spicy reading. People and problems can wait.


Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21): Relax. All I can say is relax. Sail away on a little pleasure boat in your own mind. Take a reading getaway and don’t sweat the small stuff.


Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec21): Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat. Sometimes even the most glamorous tasks get repetitive. Try something new. Forget to wear your underpants. Eat a banana whilst staring at your crush. Just get yourself out of that rut.


Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19): Playing the blame game, huh? Guess what, you’re in control of the radio, you can change stations anytime that you want to. Think about it.

Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18): Ugh. May? What is it good for? Snoozing. That’s what it’s good for. So time for a little R&R… and a little R. Kick back with a little light reading and wait for better things in June.


Pisces (Feb 19- March 20): When was the last time you had truly mind blowing sex? Is it the sex or the mind that is a little dry and dusty? Figure out which one needs the work and get on it.


Aries (March 21- April 19): You ate too much chocolate last month. Yeah you did, you indulged your bad self. Time for a health kick. Grapes, mandarins, all things watery and sweet. You better refresh yourself before you wreck yourself.




April 2015 Horoscopes – by Mona ‘Star Child’ Alps


ariesAries (March 21- April 19): Time to get your hot crossed buns into some adventures. Fancy a little sweat up adventure rock climbing, or maybe just in a hot house. Either way, this is your month to shine… with sweat.


Taurus (April 20- May 20): You need to escape. Your boss might not appreciate that. How about an escape of the mind instead with a little spicy reading?


Gemini (May 21- June 20): Chocolate. Chocolate is the answer to every question this month. Get the chocolate muffin, get the chocolate mud cake, and get the chocolate lip gloss and body paint.


Cancer (June 21- Jul 22): Hop, hop, hop, little bunny. Some people will feel the pressure this Easter, not you. It’s time for you to take centre stage. You go get your groove on Miss Thang. This is your month and you deserve it.


Leo (Jul 23- Aug 22): You probably over did it last month so unfortunately you might be a little run down this month… but wh has time for that? You are far too busy being fabulous with fantastic hair this month. Take it to the max!


Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22): Eat, read, and smother yourself in chocolate. Seriously, you deserve a break. Get yourself a spicy book and snuggle on down for a steamy adventure of the mind.


Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22): Red. The colour red is yours this month. Red lipstick, red stilettos, and most importantly, sexy red lingerie. You are Libra, here you roar.


Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21): Relax. All I can say is relax. Sail away on a little pleasure boat in your own mind. Take a reading getaway and don’t sweat the small stuff.


Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec21): Up the ante. Get your eyebrows done, get a waxing, yes down there, and exude power. Fake it until you make it.


Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19): Sort it out. Yes you. Do it. You can do it. You are capable, you are strong, you are smart. Now go out there and make a decision and own that decision!


Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18): April is the month for amazing amorous encounters for Lady Aquarius. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius if you get my meaning.


Pisces (Feb 19- March 20): Kick off your shoes, put up your feet, put on your sexiest lingerie and read. Time for your mind to get blown. Everybody deserves a good mind blowing every now and then.



March 2015 #Horoscopes – by Mona ‘Star Child’ Alps

pisceswebPisces (Feb 19- March 20): Organisation, organisation, organisation and more organisation is the key to a happy March. So why not go out there and organise the greatest girls’ night of all time. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day to you!


Aries (March 21- April 19): Feeling the burn this month? Instead of throwing water on it why not fuel it? Highlight your considerable charms and let others be drawn to you like a moth to a flame.


Taurus (April 20- May 20): Feeling a little Bridget Jonesish? Don’t worry. March is the perfect month to curl up with a big bowl of salted-caramel ice-cream, your e-reader and indulge in a little erotic escapism.


Gemini (May 21- June 20): March is going to be an emotional month. Some good, some not so good. Remember adversity is only a chance to prove yourself and try something new. For those in a relationship perhaps that could mean something new in the bedroom.


Cancer (June 21- Jul 22): You snooze you lose. Simple solution, don’t snooze. Put on your red lipstick, a killer bra and go get ‘em tiger.


Leo (Jul 23- Aug 22): My, my, my, you are a busy little bee. Make sure you take time to kick back, relax, and read in your pyjamas. You can’t be super woman twenty-four seven so give yourself a bookation.


Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22): Dare yourself to be daring. This is a month to try new things, eat new foods and read new things. Challenge yourself every day to be the most confident you yet.


Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22): Go get your power back Miss Thing! You are unstoppable, you are powerful, your are the Goddess. Whatever you want is yours in March. Put on your stilettos, those jeans that make your butt look good and get out into the world.


Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21): You might need to take matters into your own hands this month. That might mean in terms of work, leisure or sex. Only you can decide.


Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec21): Somebody likes you. Ooooooo. You might not even know who, but trust me, you have been noticed. Why not celebrate this little fact by wearing your favourite perfume more often so that you can appreciate your own sensuality all day long.


Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19): Time to step out of your comfort zone and let off a little steam… or maybe even let in a little steam. March might just be your perfect month to heat things up in more ways than one.


Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18): Who’s on first? It should be you. Make sure you realise that in all areas of your life this month. Yes that includes the bedroom. Your needs come (pun intended) first.