July 2015 Horoscopes – by Mona ‘Star Child’ Alps

leoCancer (June 21- Jul 22): It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want too. Go ahead and do just that. Let it out, let it all out. All the tears or the heart ache, it’s time to let it go. There will be sunshine the next day.


Leo (Jul 23- Aug 22): You’ve come out of your slumber into a relative shit storm of things to do. Take a deep breath, make a list and go through the methodically. Slow and steady is the name of the game. Don’t be a hare!


Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22): Chilly July gives you a much needed chance to chill out. Put on those comfy slippers, snuggle up under a warm blanket, and relax.


Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22): Still steamed up from this month you’re going to keep that action hero energy going. Utilize your energy to tackle any obstacles and bring about positive change. You can make great things happen.


Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21): Take the month off of all heavy duty lifting. Physical and emotional. Sometimes it’s nice for the brain and body just to kick back and relax. You’ll gain some new insight if you allow yourself to switch off.


Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec21): Close your eyes. Can you hear that? It’s your destiny calling out to you. What is your destiny? Only you know that. July is a great month for you to get in touch with the inner you and find out what really matters.


Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19): Sunshine and lollipops for you this month… and if people aren’t going to give them to you then you need to go out there and give them to yourself. Smile at a stranger, smile at an enemy. Just smile through it all.


Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18): July can be the coldest month, but not for you. This July wants you to keep warm. Maybe take up exercising or spend time in a spa. But for you, July is a time to stoke your inner fire.


Pisces (Feb 19- March 20): Time for a leap. A mental leap. Sometimes there isn’t a clear path in front of you and you can either stand still or just leap and hope you find your feet. Trust your gut.


Aries (March 21- April 19): July will be a quieter month for you with lots of existential quandaries. They won’t seem to settle either. But trust me, all this ground work is just gearing you up for some massive revelations for later in the year. So stop and think.


Taurus (April 20- May 20): When was the last time you took a day for yourself? Go out and take one. No need to tell anyone about it. Just go, have your day and keep the memory for yourself. Discussing it will only dissipate its magic.


Gemini (May 21- June 20): Emotions are running high this month. You’ll feel like you’re on an emotional roller coaster. Trust your instincts and they will get you through… but buy a jar of Nutella just in case.

May 2015 #Horoscopes – by Mona ‘Star Child’ Alps

TaurusTaurus (April 20- May 20): Surprise, surprise, you’re feeling a little bit stubborn this month. Normally I would tell you to pull your horns in, but, it’s your birthday. You get to carry on just how you like for at least one day this month, and don’t you let anyone else forget it.


Gemini (May 21- June 20): Emotions are running high this month. You’re hot and you’re cold and no one can quite figure you out. Not even you. Here’s the thing, it is okay to be confused once in a while. So just kick back, relax and read a good book.


Cancer (June 21- Jul 22): Nothing is so bad that it cannot be solved with a hot bath and a hot cup of tea. Time to soak the sooks away. May is your month of serenity, so grab an extra-large cup and meditate.


Leo (Jul 23- Aug 22): Bitten off more than you can chew? Of course you have, you’re a Leo. Time to swallow with a smile and pretend you meant it all along. Promise me you’ll relax next month though!


Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22): Why so serious? Go outdoors, play a game, have lunch with a friend. Seriously, drop work for a minute and just do something for fun. Dance like you’re a kid.


Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22): Feeling a little blue? People not doing what you want? Time to hermit it up for a month. Just shut down, close your eyes and relax the month away with some spicy reading. People and problems can wait.


Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21): Relax. All I can say is relax. Sail away on a little pleasure boat in your own mind. Take a reading getaway and don’t sweat the small stuff.


Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec21): Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat. Sometimes even the most glamorous tasks get repetitive. Try something new. Forget to wear your underpants. Eat a banana whilst staring at your crush. Just get yourself out of that rut.


Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19): Playing the blame game, huh? Guess what, you’re in control of the radio, you can change stations anytime that you want to. Think about it.

Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18): Ugh. May? What is it good for? Snoozing. That’s what it’s good for. So time for a little R&R… and a little R. Kick back with a little light reading and wait for better things in June.


Pisces (Feb 19- March 20): When was the last time you had truly mind blowing sex? Is it the sex or the mind that is a little dry and dusty? Figure out which one needs the work and get on it.


Aries (March 21- April 19): You ate too much chocolate last month. Yeah you did, you indulged your bad self. Time for a health kick. Grapes, mandarins, all things watery and sweet. You better refresh yourself before you wreck yourself.